Vegetarians make better lovers.

Collect bonus bandages—get them while you can!

LOL@ Meat Boys bad breath.

Tofu Boy is not only sexy, he tastes good too!

Impressive. But don't keep Bandage Girl waiting…

Firm, Extra Firm or Silken—Tofu can fulfill all your needs!

Over 27 billion animals are slaughtered every year in the U.S.

You can't actually make a dress out of raw rotting animal flesh.

Cows are clever and have been known to go to amazing lengths to escape from slaughterhouses.

Vegans do it better!

Hurry back, Meat Boy is starting to rot and collect flies.

You could save 100 animals per year by adopting a meat-free diet.

Tofu doesn't scream when you cut it!

Cows are packed with steroids to grow abnormally large.

Don't eat anything that had eyes!

Meat-eaters are nine times more likely to be obese than vegans are.